Analyzing the Running Mates

The debate between the running mates has the entire Internet going on about it. The conspiracy theories about both of them and what happened can only explained with my analyzing abilities.

There is a huge chunk of people who consider Derrick, That 1 Sweeper and Kris Laser Pistol liars that will destroy Team Yellow. A narrative that Ethan, the Human Ray of Sunshine, is perpetuating right now. His relationship with is running mate is worsening on a Zeet by Zeet basis.

ComicsGate is asking HRS to choose a different running mate, like King Memeula – to cement an alliance between the Mad Lads and ComicsGate. King Memeula was the first to accept. Soon, Boo Sharpieo joined up, pointing out what is happening in Columbia right now – Team Yellow has to unite or Team Magenta will control everything.

On the other hand, there’s plenty of people on Team Magenta who are absolutely livid about That 1 Sweeper aligning himself with the “Traitor” Kris Laser Pistol. They are attacking Elong Rust for manipulating everything to get his candidate into the Presidency.

Leading up the attacks is Barmy “Spaced Out Broad” Wu. She is claiming that supporters of Kris, That 1 Sweeper, and Some Coloured Dude are sending her death threats and doxxing her. These are unsubstantiated rumours, of course.

Will the fact that there’s many Team Magenta people who don’t trust Kris lead to his defeat – as many will not vote for him?

Currently, this is what people are saying on the Internet.

(Poll Results)

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