The Running Mates Controversy

The race to choose the First president of the Internet couldn’t have taken a worse turn! This has to be the biggest-convoluted-planned out-lie that has ever been conceived by Elong Rust. Ultimately, it looks like Barmy Wu was correct - Rust is trying to manipulate everyone into choosing Kris Laser Pistol. We’re under his new … Continue reading The Running Mates Controversy →

I’m Not Racist, I Have Proof!

On a ComicsGate live stream - Joke Del Amuzz - Did you hear what Kris Laser Pistol did. You called it Human Ray of Sunshine. He’s working with Some Coloured Dude. They’re trying to corrupt Team Yellow. HRS - Yes JDA. As a ComicsGater, I knew this was going to happen. They are in cahoots, … Continue reading I’m Not Racist, I Have Proof! →

Some Coloured Dude, I Choose You!

Voter1867 goes to ScrewTube and starts watching Snark Tank. “It’s been such a long time doing one of these streams. The President of the Internet campaign is taking so much of my time. If I’d known, I wouldn’t have,” Kris Laser Pistol says. “Don’t worry dude, I understand. I was dealing with so much on … Continue reading Some Coloured Dude, I Choose You! →

Ethan Faces the Cancel Pigs

“Welcome to the Internet Townhall for Ethan, the Human Ray of Sunshine. “My name is Angry Schmo, and I will moderate this event. “Well Mr. Human Ray of Sunshine, are you ready be grilled?” “Yes, I am ready, there’s nothing the Cancel-Pigs-SJW Bugmen can do or say to bother me - ComicsGate will win!” Ethan … Continue reading Ethan Faces the Cancel Pigs →

Kris Laser Pistol Meets his Fans

“Hello, this is Angry Schmo again, Welcome to the first town hall for the President of the Internet, with Kris Laser Pistol. This is basically an AMA, so let’s start this.” “Thank you Angry Schmo. I have to say, you were one of my influences when I first started ScrewTube. Your videos opened my eyes … Continue reading Kris Laser Pistol Meets his Fans →

Wow – What a Debate

When I choose the moniker of Angry Schmo to review video games, I was just having some fun. But what I just saw was massively messed up. You have Kris Laser Pistol, a superhero from the meme wars and GamerGate. He’s laid back, fun-loving, and relaxed. He’s tired of the political bassholing on the Internet, … Continue reading Wow – What a Debate →

The First Presidential Debate

Angry Schmo walks up to the podium. “Welcome to the first Presidential debate for the President of the Internet. I am Angry Schmo, your moderator. I will ensure these two little bitches keep in line. “Like the Team Debate, there will be opening statements, open debate between those statements, questions from me and the audience, … Continue reading The First Presidential Debate →

The Human Ray of Sunshine’s Platform

Duck Team Magenta Team Magenta is ruining everything. They hate anyone who supports President Thrumpy and will cancel you. They hate hope and are just a bunch of nihilists who will destroy everything to get their way. I am the smartest and most talented member of Team Yellow. I will fight them until we destroy … Continue reading The Human Ray of Sunshine’s Platform →

Kris Laser Pistol’s Platform

Politically Neutral/classic Team Magenta The Internet has become a place where political bassholes ruin everything. Games are not woke enough/too woke. People naming their Hogwarts Legacy characters Imma Biggit, because they’re pwning Team Magenta. It’s just a game! We need to stop being political bassholes and stop taking the politics into things where it doesn’t … Continue reading Kris Laser Pistol’s Platform →

The Election is On

“Thanks for watching my Podcast. Ever since I was fired from Faux news, I’ve been working hard to deliver the news that matters. Whether I Interview Valdamort Pooptin after he invaded the UCrane, or going after the election fraud in ‘Murica, which took former President Thrumpy’s re-election win away from him, or asking ‘Murica to … Continue reading The Election is On →