It’s Time for Team Yellow to Unite

From: The Daily Pile

By: Boo Sharpieo

Look, I know what I’ve said about Ethan, the “Human Ray of Sunshine”. I get most of ComicsGate hates my guts. And they point out that I give very little value in entertainment for $14.99/m. But we can see Team Magenta, working together, across the aisle to undermine our candidate.

We can’t allow them to win!

If they do, they will do everything they doing at Columbia right now, to every Jew. Siding with Team Magenta is not a possibility for any Jew, especially right now. We have to unify Team Yellow to fight them.

It looks like the “moderate” Kris Laser Pistol is working with Some Coloured Dude and That 1 Sweeper. So, he has his hand in everyone’s pocket, insidious. All while he allows things to continue on at Columbia, where Team Magenta rails against Jews all over the place.

This is exactly why I was needed to be the President of the Internet, but I will put my ego away. If Ethan, the Human Ray of Sunshine, can fight and win against Team Magenta, there is hope for everyone. So, I call upon everyone to support the Human Ray of Sunshine – he is our only hope.

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Boo Sharpieo is a parody of Ben Shapiro, the owner of the Daily Wire. He regularly goes on TV shows to debate leftist politics, and yes, his website has a few movies and some TV shows for the low price of $14.99/m. At least you have 1000s of angry political rants included in the price.

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