Traitors Everywhere

On a ComicsGate Live Stream –

Joke Del Ammuz – Wow Ethan, the last debate is completely messed up.

People were conspiring against you, right in front of everyone’s faces.

How are you going to win the Culture War with that traitor?

Ethan shakes his head.

Ethan – ComicsGate, lend me your ears.

I couldn’t believe what I saw.

I thought giving the nod to That 1 Sweeper was the best move, because it shows I can cross the aisle and protect me from being cancelled.

But what does the N****R do?

He stabs me in the back!

Me!

This is why you can never trust Team Magenta!

But my attempts to get a new running mate has been limited, because Team Yellow refuses to work with me. Those traitorous bastards. Why can’t anyone just realize how destructive Team Magenta is?!

They should know, every person who gets cancelled, arrested, and fired!

It looks like I am going to get screwed by Team Magenta, so I need everyone’s support.

If anyone has any suggestions, I will take them in mind. Nobody from Team Magenta, I will never accept them.

JDA – You have it my friend. We’ll mobilize everyone, Annie, Mandy Musings and everyone else to fight what is happening.

We can do it!

HRS – thanks Joke, I know we can win the Culture War.

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